{"title":"Funny Cat Gifts","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe funniest cat jokes are the ones owners tell about their own cats. Each keychain in this collection pairs one of those truths with the pose that proves it. One cat sits in the box that came with its new bed, while another lies belly up and offers an invitation nobody should accept.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe lines are short enough for a key ring and true enough to send to a friend. Each is pressed into full-grain leather by a metal die and made by hand to order, with free US shipping.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"cat-lady-leather-keychain","title":"Cat Lady Leather Keychain – Loaf Cat Gift in Lilac","description":"\u003cp\u003eCat lady began as a tease and became a title that plenty of women now wear with pride. This lilac keychain lets her carry it on her keys. A cat sits in a perfect loaf, paws tucked out of sight, above Cat in brush script, and LADY follows in engraved capitals.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLilac is a pale purple that keeps the round loaf shape soft and clear. The design is die-pressed into full-grain leather as a blind deboss, and the keychain is made by hand after the order comes in. Only the front carries the stamp. Ask for any of 17 leathers, and US shipping is free.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Leatherius Woodman","offers":[{"title":"Lilac","offer_id":50650166984769,"sku":null,"price":21.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2363\/6391\/files\/cat-lady-leather-keychain.jpg?v=1791784893"},{"product_id":"personalized-cat-staff-name-keychain","title":"Personalized Cat Staff Keychain – Your Cat's Name in Leather","description":"\u003cp\u003eDogs have owners, and cats keep staff. Anyone who has opened a can at five in the morning on request understands the arrangement. On sangria leather a cat sits looking up at the holder of the keys, with your cat's name below it in brush script and STAFF in engraved capitals. Mochi's is the sample; your cat's name, with its 's, is pressed on the front in its place.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSangria is a deep wine red. A metal die presses the design into full-grain leather, and each fob is made by hand to order. Gold foil can be added at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Leatherius Woodman","offers":[{"title":"Sangria","offer_id":50650169966657,"sku":null,"price":21.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2363\/6391\/files\/personalized-cat-staff-name-keychain.jpg?v=1791784898"},{"product_id":"feed-the-cat-spare-keys-keychain","title":"Feed the Cat Spare Keys Keychain – Leather Gift for Cat Sitters","description":"\u003cp\u003eEvery cat household keeps a spare set of keys that travels to the neighbor or the sitter whenever the family goes away. 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