{"title":"Funny Golf Gifts – Leather Keychains with Golf Jokes","description":"\u003cp\u003eGolfers share a private vocabulary, and the best jokes in the game need no explanation inside a foursome. A gimme lies inside the leather, and a bad opening drive becomes a breakfast ball. A handicap that drops on tournament day earns Handicap Under Review. This page presses those lines into leather under a solid golf mark.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFind the slicer or the sandbagger in your foursome and give him his line. Each keychain is made by hand to order from full-grain leather, and US shipping is free.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"golf-widow-leather-keychain","title":"Golf Widow Leather Keychain – Funny Gift for a Golfer's Wife","description":"\u003cp\u003eGolf widow is an old and affectionate phrase for the spouse who spends long weekend mornings at home while the clubs are out. The women who answer to it tend to say it with a grin. Two crossed irons stand at the top of the fob like a club crest, with Golf in brush script and WIDOW in engraved capitals below.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eParisian Blossom is a warm rose pink that holds the pressing as a soft shadow. A metal die sinks the design into full-grain leather, and each keychain is finished by hand to order. She might buy it for herself, or he might give it as a peace offering after a long season. 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The design is pressed into full-grain leather with a metal die and finished by hand to order, stamped on one side only. Gold foil is offered at checkout, and shipping in the US is free.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Leatherius Woodman","offers":[{"title":"Caramel","offer_id":50653502308417,"sku":null,"price":21.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2363\/6391\/files\/inside-the-leather-golf-keychain.jpg?v=1791805202"},{"product_id":"never-up-never-in-golf-keychain","title":"Never Up Never In Golf Keychain – Leather Putting Gift for Golfers","description":"\u003cp\u003eGolfers have muttered it over short putts for generations: a ball that stops before the hole has no chance of dropping. The ball on this fob hangs on the lip of the cup with the flag still in, one turn away from the bottom. Never up runs below in brush script, and NEVER IN answers it in engraved capitals.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDark espresso is a deep brown that gives the pressed cup a heavy, quiet outline. A metal die sinks the design into full-grain leather, and the keychain is made by hand after you order. It suits the friend who keeps a practice ball in every jacket. Gold foil can be added at checkout, and US shipping is free.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Leatherius Woodman","offers":[{"title":"Dark Espresso","offer_id":50653502472257,"sku":null,"price":21.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2363\/6391\/files\/never-up-never-in-golf-keychain.jpg?v=1791805205"},{"product_id":"handicap-under-review-golf-keychain","title":"Handicap Under Review Golf Keychain – Funny Leather Gift for Golfers","description":"\u003cp\u003eEvery league has a player whose handicap seems to rise all spring and then fall sharply on tournament day. His partners call him a sandbagger, usually to his face. A scorecard pencil lies across the top of the fob. Handicap follows in brush script, and UNDER REVIEW sits beneath it in engraved capitals.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCountry gray is a calm, cool gray, the color of a committee room. The design is die-pressed into full-grain leather as a blind deboss and made by hand to order, with the stamp on the front alone. Hand it over at the season banquet and let the room do the rest. Gold foil is available at checkout, and shipping to US addresses is free.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Leatherius Woodman","offers":[{"title":"Country Gray","offer_id":50653502505025,"sku":null,"price":21.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2363\/6391\/files\/handicap-under-review-golf-keychain.jpg?v=1791805209"},{"product_id":"breakfast-ball-golf-keychain","title":"Breakfast Ball Golf Keychain – Funny Leather Golf Gift for Dad","description":"\u003cp\u003eOn an early round among friends a bad first drive often earns a free second try, and golfers call it the breakfast ball. Anyone outside the game hears the phrase and pictures a snack. A golf ball sits on its tee at the top of this fob. Breakfast follows in brush script over BALL in engraved capitals.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIndian Summer is a sunny tan that ripens toward honey as it is carried. 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Range follows in brush script, and CHAMPION sits beneath it in engraved capitals.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSicilian brown is a rich mid-brown that holds the club in clear shadow. Each keychain is die-pressed into full-grain leather and made by hand after you order, stamped on the front alone. It makes a good-natured gift for a birthday or the end of the league season. Gold foil is available at checkout, and US shipping is free.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Leatherius Woodman","offers":[{"title":"Sicilian Brown","offer_id":50653502668865,"sku":null,"price":21.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2363\/6391\/files\/range-champion-golf-keychain.jpg?v=1791805230"},{"product_id":"nine-and-wine-golf-keychain","title":"Nine and Wine Golf Keychain – Leather Gift for Women Golfers","description":"\u003cp\u003ePlenty of women's leagues and couples' evenings play nine holes and then settle onto the patio, and the patio is half the point. 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