Funny Cat Gifts

Caramel leather keychain debossed with a heavy round tomcat above the words Vet says BIG BONED
Caramel Vet Says Big Boned keychain on a kitchen counter beside a bag of cat treats
Vet Says Big Boned Leather Keychain – Funny Chubby Cat Gift
$21.90
Indian summer amber leather keychain debossed with a cat sprawled flat above the words Sunbeam OCCUPIED
Amber Sunbeam Occupied keychain lying in a patch of sunlight on a wooden floor
Sunbeam Occupied Leather Keychain – Sunbathing Cat Gift
$21.90
Turquoise leather keychain debossed with a loafing cat above the words Making BISCUITS
Turquoise Making Biscuits keychain on a fleece blanket beside a cat bed
Making Biscuits Leather Keychain – Kneading Cat Gift
$21.90
Black leather keychain with a debossed cat seen from behind above the words Owned by and the name MOCHI
Personalized Owned by the Cat Keychain – Your Cat's Name in Leather
$21.90
Gray sand leather keychain debossed with a sitting cat beside a loafing cat above the names Luna & Leo and STAFF
Luna & Leo STAFF keychain in pale gray leather beside two cat food bowls on a kitchen floor
Personalized Two Cats Staff Keychain – Both Cats' Names in Leather
$21.90
Parisian blossom pink leather keychain debossed with a curled sleeping cat above the name Mochi's and FAVORITE
Mochi's FAVORITE keychain in rose pink leather on a knitted throw draped over a sofa
Personalized Cat's Favorite Keychain – Your Cat's Name in Leather
$21.90
Caramel leather keychain debossed with a cat sitting in an open box above the words Helped wrap EVERY GIFT
Caramel Helped Wrap Every Gift keychain on a table among rolls of kraft wrapping paper
Helped Wrap Every Gift Leather Keychain – Cat in a Box Christmas Gift
$21.90
Forest green leather keychain debossed with a cat sitting on top of a Christmas tree above the words Self made TREE TOPPER
Self Made Tree Topper Leather Keychain – Cat on the Christmas Tree Gift
$21.90
Poppy red leather keychain debossed with a cat knocking a Christmas bauble off its paw above the words Ornament ON THE FLOOR
Red Ornament on the Floor keychain on a rug beneath a Christmas tree beside a fallen bauble
Ornament on the Floor Leather Keychain – Funny Cat Christmas Gift
$21.90
Forest green leather keychain debossed with a cat's head rising out of a Christmas stocking above the words Filled THE STOCKING
Green Filled the Stocking keychain hanging from a mantel beside a knit Christmas stocking
Filled the Stocking Leather Keychain – Cat in a Christmas Stocking Gift
$21.90
Blueberry navy leather keychain debossed with a cat seen from behind above the words Ignores me LOVINGLY
Navy Ignores Me Lovingly keychain on a windowsill with a cat's tail just in frame
Ignores Me Lovingly Leather Keychain – Cat Owner Gift
$21.90
Fuchsia leather keychain debossed with a cat lying belly up, paws raised, above the words The belly IS A TRAP
Fuchsia The Belly Is a Trap keychain on a soft rug beside a feather cat toy
The Belly Is a Trap Leather Keychain – Funny Cat Gift
$21.90
Gray sand leather keychain debossed with a curled sleeping cat above the words Cat on lap CAN'T GET UP
Cat on Lap Can't Get Up Leather Keychain – Funny Cat Lover Gift
$21.90
Turquoise leather keychain debossed with an empty cat food bowl above the words Can see THE BOTTOM
Turquoise Can See the Bottom keychain on a kitchen floor next to a cat food bowl
Can See the Bottom Leather Keychain – Funny Cat Food Bowl Gift
$21.90
Caramel leather keychain debossed with a cat sitting in an open cardboard box above the words The box IS THE GIFT
Caramel The Box Is the Gift keychain resting on top of an open cardboard shipping box
The Box Is the Gift Leather Keychain – Cat in a Box Gift
$21.90
Forest green leather keychain debossed with a toy mouse above the words Brought me A GIFT
Green Brought Me a Gift keychain on a doormat by a front door in early morning light
Brought Me a Gift Leather Keychain – Cat Owner Gift
$21.90
Poppy red leather keychain debossed with a cat pushing a mug off its paw above the words Pushed it OFF THE TABLE
Red Pushed It Off the Table keychain on a kitchen table next to a coffee mug
Pushed It Off the Table Leather Keychain – Funny Cat Owner Gift
$21.90
Country gray leather keychain debossed with a cat sprawled flat above the words Sat on THE KEYBOARD
Gray Sat on the Keyboard keychain lying beside a laptop keyboard on a home office desk
Sat on the Keyboard Leather Keychain – Work From Home Cat Gift
$21.90
Sicilian brown leather keychain debossed with a cat looking up above the words Spare keys and FEED THE CAT
Feed the Cat Spare Keys Keychain – Leather Gift for Cat Sitters
$21.90
Sangria red leather keychain debossed with a cat looking up above the name Mochi's and the word STAFF
Mochi's STAFF keychain in wine red leather on a kitchen counter beside a cat food bowl
Personalized Cat Staff Keychain – Your Cat's Name in Leather
$21.90
Lilac leather keychain debossed with a loafing cat, paws tucked under, above the words Cat LADY
Lilac Cat Lady keychain beside a teacup and an open paperback on a cozy armchair
Cat Lady Leather Keychain – Loaf Cat Gift in Lilac
$21.90

The funniest cat jokes are the ones owners tell about their own cats. Each keychain in this collection pairs one of those truths with the pose that proves it. One cat sits in the box that came with its new bed, while another lies belly up and offers an invitation nobody should accept.

The lines are short enough for a key ring and true enough to send to a friend. Each is pressed into full-grain leather by a metal die and made by hand to order, with free US shipping.