Country gray leather keychain debossed with a pot holding one drooping leaf above Nothing GROWS HERE, on gray concrete
Gray Nothing Grows Here keychain on a windowsill beside a small empty terracotta pot
Country gray leather keychain debossed with a pot holding one drooping leaf above Nothing GROWS HERE, on gray concrete
Gray Nothing Grows Here keychain on a windowsill beside a small empty terracotta pot
The Seed Packet · Gardening Gifts

Nothing Grows Here Leather Keychain – Funny Gift for Plant Killers

About this piece

Every circle of friends includes one person who has managed to lose a cactus. This keychain is for her, and she will laugh first. A terracotta pot sits at the top of the fob holding a single stem that bends over into a hook, with one leaf hanging straight down from the end. Nothing follows in brush script, and GROWS HERE sits beneath it in engraved capitals.

Country gray is a soft, cool gray, a fitting shade for a windowsill that has seen some losses. A metal die presses the design into the front of full-grain leather as a blind deboss. Each keychain is made by hand to order, and gold foil can be added at checkout.